Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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