roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I've blown a few things in my day
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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