ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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