Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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