All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
so let's talk penis.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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