You work out of a Hotel?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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