So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Randomize
