Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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