How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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