well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
you never un-have a 4some
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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