How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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