Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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