I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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