Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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