So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
porn star boner night. come get it.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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