meet me or not, i'm out of control
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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