She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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