Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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