This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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