do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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