I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
