Dual....:-)
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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