When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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