party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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