on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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