awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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