there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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