i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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