4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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