wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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