It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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