Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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