i just had sex bonerless
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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