...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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