Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Randomize
