it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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