do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
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