i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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