We named our party play list daddy issues
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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