I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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