Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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