your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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