I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
