She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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