Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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