Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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