I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
This show inspires me to have sex in space
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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