I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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