i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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