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i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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