just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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