It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Randomize
