Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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