Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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